Die deutsche Sprache geht mehr und mehr unter.

Ja leider ist es so...

Ja das ist so

Ja, leider

Die Sprachen verändern sich ständig und durch die Globalisierung verschmelzen sie mittlerweile sogar miteinander.
Klar hat sich uns in den letzten Jahrzehnten das Englisch aufgezwungen, doch fällt mir immer wieder auf, dass die Deutschen nun genug davon haben...man sucht immer mehr die alten Wurzeln.


Ingeborg

Anderer Seits ist es unerlässlich heutzutage einer Fremdsprache mächtig zu sein.
Unser Beispiel zeigt wie sich Xaver ( ein Bayrischer Landwirt ) bei der NASA in englischer Sprache bewirbt.
Greed God!


I write you, because you must help me. I have seen Your Space Shuttle in the television, in color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the worldroom. Alone without my crazy wife.

I am the Xaver Kraxlhuber.
The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather.

I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I’m a Schlapptail. She wants, that I become Burgermaster. But I want not be Burgermaster. I have nothing with the political shit. I want my Ruah.

And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. Bud I take my dog with me. Hi is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.

So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free.
And no standing-place please too.

And please do not tell my wife, that I want go alone. She hase a big Schrot-gun.
She would make a sieve from my ass.

I need not much comfort. A nice double room with bath and kloo and heating.
And windows, with look to the earth. So I can look trough my far-glass and see my wife working on the potatofield. And I and my Dog will kringel yourself before laughing.

Is was loose on the moon?

I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frostboils.

With friendly Servus

Xaver